Non-Legalese Version 

Don't be stupid.  Stupidity is your own fault, not mine.

Advice is just that, advice.  You are the one responsible for making your own decisions and you bear the consequences of those decisions.  Not me.

Messing with my website is grounds for me to terminate your ability to use my site and grounds for me to prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.

Art tends to have nude people.  If you're offended by nudity or artistic nudity is illegal in your area then don't click on links marked with NSFW (Not Safe For Work). 

If you have problems with these Terms of Use, go away, you don't have to keep clicking.

Legalese Version

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